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Paint n Paper

Home Improvements
Watch it transform from hell hole to hovel.  It's amazing what a little paint n paper will do... ok and some tiles.

 

Something Funny

Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, crabs pole-vault.  Come back next week for more inspirational
quotes.

In the News

Family in the news, find highlights over the years here. Photo:  Daily Press photo 2020 of Lawson winning the Rock's Hockey Tournament.

 

The Forward

Posted 3/11/2020

The world is full of conspiracy theories... I will attempt to navigate around the internet avoiding falsehoods and trolls to bring to everyone a scientific and logical account of the events that has lead to the mass hysteria that is currently sweeping the planet... you think I'm nutz? Go to the store right now and buy a roll of toilet paper... then come back and tell me if the world is not ending. It may just be for the better.
Forward:
It was 2019, the Chinese have the planet bugged and all the information is being transmitted to and analyzed by supercomputers hidden under the streets of Wuhan. It was here that they were Warnered of a new weapon under production by DC in the USA... a weapon unlike any other seen in the past, this weapon was to begin production by Brothers in England in January of 2020. They managed to piece together enough information from data acquired through their electronic acquisition implants to bring the project to life before the American Bros had a chance to unleash their beast. The weapon was of an organic nature, a combination of both man and beast. Experiments began immediately and in haste errors were inevitable. The streets above became the depository for their failures and the denizens paid the toll. Mutated failures of the weapon spread to others and like a virus ran thru the city. The government plodded on trying to perfect the weapon before it became obvious something was terribly wrong. The infection spread, people died and the world started to take notice. Visitors fled the city in an in vain attempt to escape the grim end of times... allas they fled too late. Coming soon to a theater near you: COVID-19 Humanities Last Stand - the latest installment in the Batman Series.