Day ThirtyNine: I was accurate in assessing the time of awakening of the Family on a Sunday morning... why these people can't just fucking sleep in is beyond me... I gave up, conformed and also got up at 7:30am. I pushed 4 peanuts in my pie hole, got a glass of ice tea and returned to the horizontal position in my bed. Checked the status of the new GoaliePow video, at hour 9 of the upload it was making good time... only 1.5 hours left... maybe a new record. This is of the Hockey School at the beginning of the 2019-20 season in Cochrane... One of the goalies from a Facebook group Lawson belongs to has offered to help him out and wanted to see some footage of his training... since he gets none with his team, I had to dig back away in the archives. I think next we need to look at what he wants to do with this goalie thing and where he see himself in 5 or 10 years. Having a plan and a goal won't leave him without a place to play. Heather brought a nice omelet to my horizontal location for consumption in front of the glowing monitor as the upload time marched on. We actually got Heather to play a co-op daily challenge in BTD6. The 3 of us kicked some butt and then strayed off in different directions as the sun peaked in the sky. Tubby time and then some lunch... I made it to the table for this meal, tuna wrap, couldn't eat them all, saved one for later. Off to the dungeon to make 7 pieces of wood into almost 1000 pieces of wood... by dinner time the pile of kindling like material was almost waist deep. Tomorrows agenda includes putting points on these stakes... when this CODIV-Bat Virus-Vampire/Zombie Apocalypse Shit actually hits the fan I'm going to be ready... 1000 wooden stakes is a good start to defending against at least the population of this town. I will take some photos of the impressive pile when I bundle them up and put them into storage in the bunker. BTW that generated 2 full garbage bags of sawdust... there has to be a good use for that... let me think on it over night. Where was I... oh yes, called up for dinner. Apparently while I was working on homeland defence the wife managed to do laundry, clean up the kitchen, make keto buns and make dinner... Ham casserole, cheese, some veggies in there, more cheese... and pork snacks on top for added crunch. I know what you are thinking... and yes that was the last of the Ham but no we do still have a few green eggs left from Easter. Sorry I will now exit your mind and you can have it back, BTW, scary as hell in there just so you know. Boy scurried off to the basement to watch some videos after we finished off another slice of B-Day Cake. Almost not worth putting what's left away, pretty sure it looks like breakfast tomorrow at this point because after what I did today, I won't be able to move tomorrow. Maybe I should get a glass of water and some drugs before I get to the point of none movement in the AM.

I know what your're thinking again... "Rod, please... this is a real national crisis. Please try to take it seriously." - Oh but I am... I wouldn't pull your leg. I may even start to take orders (see photo)… I think $300 for a bundle is fair, buy two bundles and I will throw in a free wooden mallet to drive the stakes through you're foes heart... although I will have to find a way to word that so I can't be held liable for and accidental slayings that may arise due to the use of my products... remember people they are only for slaying the already previously infected living dead and only if they pose a threat to you or a loved one. Note: they will take out Zombies as well, so if you don't get a chance to use what you have in stock there will always be the Next Zombie Apocalypse to look forward too. It's a lot of work to make the 2" x 8" x 16' long lumber into these light weight more manageable Vampire Killing Weapons of Wood (TM) (c) 2020 Turnbull